Tuesday, December 30, 2008

"Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better." Ed Wood

Yes I did rent it tonight. Yes it was terrible. Not 'In Gods Hands' terrible, but the straight to DVD movie was bad. Here is the review from LA Weekly

"Lacking even the train-wreck appeal of a brainless stoner comedy like "Half-Baked," Surfer, Dude is a numbing experience at just 89 minutes. "

Why can't they make a movie with surfing in it that does not suck? As Clint Eastwood said about 'The Good the Bad and the Ugly'; "We spent 32 million dollars, with that kind of money we could have invaded a country"



The history of bad surf films is paved with good intentions and bad reviews.




I waited in line for Big Wednesday. Yes it was bad. The worse part of this was that it was a John Milus Film. Come on John! He was the guy that took Conrads 'The Heart of Darkness' and turned it into 'Apocalypse Now'. On my top 5 favorite films.

Here is the trailer for Big Wednesday.





Apocalypse Now opened on the same day in Northern California as Big Wednesday. Yes I did take a date to Big Wednesday and tried to convine her that at I was like the William Katt Character..At the end of this movie I felt the same embarrassment as I did making my wife sit through 'The Lords of Dogtown'.



Growing up in Venice sucked and here it was in technocolor with a bad script.


One day we will get it right. But I will leave you with a movie that I did stand on line for. We left school about noon on Friday in Grade School to see one of the best movies ever.

I got to see 5 Summer Stories on opening night at the Santa Monica Civic.



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

In God's hands was a good movie. I don't know why you put it down as bad.

Larry Kelp said...

Heres a good movie for you, "The Living Curl" -- here's the trailer on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCQsnKO6uHI

I have a dvd of this film, bought it online, and it is GOOD, kind of beginner longboard surfing.

All 60's mainly around Malibu, Topanga and maybe Rincon.

Kid said...

I had the best college job as a "bellman" at the Mirmar Resort in Montecito (next to Miramar Point and Hammonfds Reef). We got/had to ride beach cruisers to assist clients. One night, I get a call for 3 bottles of "your best champagne" to a beach front suite. Knock on the door and Jan Micheal Vincent invites me in. He's hammered!! as it's his post-wedding bash. Insisted I party with them.... so I did!

Proud Father and Surfer said...

Nice job Chris! Jan Micheal looks pretty trashed these days. I was going to blog on the best surf jobs I have had.

Proud Father and Surfer said...

Gerry, I liked the film, but where is the left they were surfing?

Larry Kelp said...

Your talking about the trailer on youtube, I assume...The big left is Hollywood by the Sea, the small left is Huntington Beach pier, and the last left in the trailer is I dno't know. I might be able to copy the dvd if you want. I bought the film.